Our email server was hacked on the 17th of December 2014.
If you receive an email from our accounts email with an attachment, please disregard. If any doubt please contact us on 0733575580
The Geronimo Jerky Tribe
ITS Christmas at Geronimo Jerky
and we want YOU to Have a very fair dinkum Christmas with
our Christmas specials down below ...
'Twas the Night Before Christmas (in Australia)
'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.
We'd left on the table some Geronimo Jerky and beer, Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here;
We children were snuggled up safe in our beds, While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads;
And Mum in her nightie, and Dad in his shorts, Had just settled down to watch TV sports.
When outside the house a mad ruckus arose; Loud squeaking and banging woke us from our doze.
We ran to the screen door, peeked cautiously out, Snuck onto the deck, then let out a shout. Guess what had woken us up from our snooze,
But a rusty old Ute pulled by eight mighty 'roos. The cheerful man driving was giggling with glee,
And we both knew at once who this plump bloke must be. Now, I'm telling the truth it's all dinki-di,
Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky. Santa leaned out the window to pull at the reins,
And encouraged the 'roos, by calling their names. 'Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty! Now, Shazza and Shane! On Kipper! On, Skipper! On, Bazza and Wayne!
Park up on that water tank. Grab a quick drink, I'll scoot down the gum tree. Be back in a wink!' So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew,
With the Ute full of toys, and Santa Claus too. He slid down the gum tree and jumped to the ground, Then in through the window he sprang with a bound.
He had bright sunburned cheeks and a milky white beard. A jolly old joker was how he appeared. He wore red stubby shorts and old thongs on his feet,
And a hat of deep crimson as shade from the heat. His eyes - bright as opals - Oh! How they twinkled!! And, like a goanna, his skin was quite wrinkled!
His shirt was stretched over a round bulging belly which shook when he moved, like a plate full of jelly.
A fat stack of prezzies he flung from his back, and he looked like a swaggie unfastening his pack. He spoke not a word, but bent down on one knee,
to position our goodies beneath the yule tree. Surfboard and footy-ball shapes for us two. And for Dad, tongs to use on the new barbeque.
A mysterious package he left for our Mum, Then he turned and he winked and he held up his thumb;He strolled out on deck and his 'roos came on cue;
Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through. He bellowed out loud as they swooped past the gates-
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, and goodonya, MATES!'
This month leading up to Christmas ALL of our 200g bags of Geronimo Jerky are discounted to $20 and if that is not enough if you spend over $50 you will receive a FREE Geronimo Jerky sticker, a
FREE Drink Cooler
MERRY CHRISTMAS from all of the Geronimo Jerky tribe and Big Chief. See you next year..
****** We would like you to have your jerky arrive in time for Christmas Holidays so please review cut-off times;
Western Australia, Tasmania, South Australia and Northern Territory- If you order by or on the 15th of December you should have your product on time.
Queensland, NSW and Victoria-If you order by or on the 17th of December you should have your product on time. ******
PLEASE ORDER EARLY TO SAVE DISAPPOINTMENT
This special is online only
Would you like to stock Geronimo Jerky or want your local to stock us?
Check out Geronimo Jerkys' stockist and see if one is near you.
Geronimo Jerky Beef Jerky is Australian owned and operated. We use the finest, leanest cuts of Australian beef with our secret American beef jerky recipe. Order online to have the best beef jerky you've ever tasted delivered to your door whether you live in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Hobart, Perth in fact all of Australia. Geronimo Jerky Beef Jerky is the healthy snack alternative and made with 100% Australian Beef!
Geronimo Jerky Beef Jerky is Australian owned and operated. We use the finest, leanest cuts of Australian beef with our secret American style beef jerky recipe. Order online to have the best beef Jerky you've ever tasted delivered to your door whether you live in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Hobart, Perth in fact all of Australia. Geronimo Jerky beef jerky is the healthy snack alternative and made with 100% Australian Beef! So why wait, order some now!